Some are calling for the political ousting of the President when they recently learned in a University Geology class that Continental Drift and Plate Tectonics are the cause of Super volcanoes and Earthquakes as well as Super Plumes and Tsunamis. You see the Federal Government under the leadership of one George Walker Bush, has done nothing to stop the plate tectonics. In fact evidence shows that Continental Drift maybe the cause of much of our problems with the climate heating up.

Further studies show that volcanic activity has put steam clouds and soot into the atmosphere causing changes in the weather. How can this be? President George Walker Bush is to blame, we must demand an Impartial Independent Federal Investigation run by someone we know we can trust, who would never tell a lie, someone who is not in office like former Senator and Pink Tie wearer Tom Dashing. If he cannot be chairman of this special investigation then we should pick Senator Harry Beeds of Nevada who has already been to New Orleans several times prior to the Disaster of Hurricane Katrina. By the way this heating of the atmosphere due to Volcanic Activity and Solar Flares (also Bushs Fault) could have been prevented had we only moved everyone to safety on another Planet temporarily.

Wow, I can see their points, it must be Bushs fault after all. The Mass Media was right again, isnt it great we have higher liberal academia education and media to tell us how to think, where would we be without them. These catastrophic events and cycles of the moon, Earth and Sun are obviously President George Walker Bushs Fault. I am sure glad we got that all cleared up once and for all. What would we do without these folks and our special investigations? Think on it.